Monday, 23 June 2014

Not fit for decent society

"Someone left me a comment recently saying that I was “not fit for decent society.”  And they’re right and I sort of wonder who they thought they were surprising.  I’ve known I wasn’t fit for decent society since I was seven and did a book report while wearing roller skates and twirling a baton (true story).  But that’s okay.  Because decent society isn’t really a good fit for me either.  In fact, “in decent society” is one of the most terrible places to spend any real time.  “In prison” is almost as bad as “in decent society” but not really because at least in prison you don’t have to wear panty hose.  Also, you might be judging me for choosing jail over country clubs because of panty hose, but I think that just proves that I’m not fit for decent society.  I just proved myself right in an argument I was having with no one.  In other words, please stop trying to insult me because I’m much better at it than you are because I have more practice."

Credits:- Jenny Lawson

Thursday, 5 June 2014

We're all standing naked in front of each other

Hey everyone,
Is it just me or do you guys feel that writing a blog is like willfully standing stark naked in front of a group of strangers? With your every move, people’s eyes move. You’re the only center of attention. The similarity is uncanny.

That being said, I feel like I’m now standing stark naked in a group of people with all their attention towards me. Damnit! I do not like this whole blog writing idea anymore.

Anyway, I love to read what other people write and I don't picture them naked while I'm reading about them. So, if you've written something that you would want me to read, please share. I promise, I'll spread it too. :)

Thursday, 22 May 2014

Question 1: Introduce yourself.

Who am I? Well let's see,
I'm 21.

I was always the class clown in school, and the interesting one. I have always loved being with people and ever since I was a kid, I wanted to do something that would keep me close to people.That was when I decided that my final aim in life is to open a tiny cottage bakery in a cozy city.

I love to cook and I love to host. I'm self taught and extremely proud.
In my family, I have my mother and two brothers. My youngest brother is the part of my life I call happiness. He is 8 years old. He's my favorite toy, my cuddling pillow, my confidant and my love at first sight. I can trade anything in the world to see him happy. We have matching aprons and we cook together.

I met my best friend in college. She's my insanity, and my sanity.

Speaking of people in college, I also met  my arch-nemesis, my dreaded ex-boyfriend in college. I hate that there's someone I hate so much. He taught me how to love terms-and-conditions-less-ly and later, how to be independent. I call him the bane of my existence.

Nevertheless, I am extremely lucky (touch-wood). I usually meet people who are very good at heart. Recently, I've started dating a very sweet guy from work. He's charming and he makes me laugh. He's like the ice in soda on a hot summer day. I swear, deodorants have never smelled better on anyone else. I love being in love with him.

I used to love animals but one day, a dog chased me so bad that it tore my skirt off. Ever since then, I don't like animals. They're gross.

I love to read and writing keeps me sane. I am trying to write a book. I love writing letters. I also love receiving letters and I love reading them over and over. Some of my favorite gifts have been letters. I'm the biggest fan of paper based postal system.

I believe that enthusiasm is the most attractive thing in a person. Also, so is honesty. I'm pretty old-fashioned, I believe in everlasting love and monogamy. I believe in growing old together.

I believe in savoring life. I believe in slow kisses; I'm not a Friday night, I'm a Sunday morning. I believe in dancing like tadpoles in rain, laughing like maniacs let loose and spending everything today. I believe in doing all the happy things today itself- I believe in the journey.

I love the people who can laugh..a lot. I love people raw and as they are. If you think that you're one of us, I think we're going to have a lot of fun together. Welcome to my world. :)